A reassurance you don't believe, printed large enough for strangers to read it back to you. Vintage propaganda styling, a deadpan smiley that has clearly seen some things, and the official instruction not to ask follow-up questions.
For the calmly-falling-apart and the chronically online. Appropriate for family dinners, performance reviews, and other controlled demolitions.
The details
- Premium ringspun cotton — midweight, soft-hand, keeps its shape
- Unisex cut, true to size with a slightly relaxed drape
- Colours: White, Black, Heather Grey
- Sizes S–XXL
- Soft-touch print built to survive the wash and the discourse
- Machine wash cold, inside out · hang dry · do not tumble your problems
Size guide — inches, approximate, runs true to size.
| Size | To-fit chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 36–38" | 27" |
| M | 38–40" | 28" |
| L | 40–42" | 29" |
| XL | 42–44" | 30" |
| XXL | 44–46" | 31" |
₹300 · Ships across India · Wear what you're thinking.
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We hope you to love it, but if you need to make a return, breathe easy. Returns are always free and can be done in person or by mail.
